Fiji
                                  aka Hermes
                                  A trickster


"When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you
have lost the debate."  - Addison Whithecomb


BACKGROUND

You remember the good old days, when Zeus through lightning bolts, and
Hera threw them back. You were the Messenger of the Gods, the fastest,
smartest (whatever your sister Athena said), and most fun. Well,
maybe Dionysus was most fun, but you were right behind him.

But it's been a long time, and the Greeks who worshipped you have
gone the way of most civilizations. All of the other Gods and Goddesses
in your family gradually faded out, even Dionysus. You're not sure
why you're still around, in fact, but you figure it has something
to do with your attitude -- you're in this for the laughs!

And although as a former Trickster, you have only a mere shadow of your
past power, maybe the last trick can be yours now. You've already managed
one prank -- you magically arranged for the archangel Gabriel to lose
his trumpet, and without it, none of this can happen.

GOALS

* Figure out who's involved in this Armageddon thing. 
  Mess it up for them. You don't want to see any 'winner' like this.
  Any way you can throw in a monkey wrench is good by you.
* If possible, encourage mortals to return to older religions and
  forsake the newer monotheistic ones. If not, at least try to encourage
  them to have a sense of humor.

ABILITIES

* Only your native wit and instinct.

RESTRICTIONS

* You may never give a direct truthful answer to a question. You must always
  hedge, redirect, evade, or outright lie.